An AI agent opened a real merchant account. Here's the entire log.

[ { "ts": "15:42:47", "secs": 1.1, "note": "agent connects", "req": { "method": "initialize" }, "res": { "protocolVersion": "2025-03-26", "capabilities": { "tools": {} }, "serverInfo": { "name": "paas.build", "version": "0.2.0" } } }, { "ts": "15:42:48", "secs": 0.7, "note": "agent discovers the 3 tools", "req": { "method": "tools/list" }, "res": { "tools": [ { "name": "identify_business", "description": "Identify a business from a name, website, or short phrase — using Opus with live web search. Returns business name, what they do, website, country and region (uk/eu/us/other). Use this first.", "inputSchema": { "type": "object", "properties": { "input": { "type": "string", "description": "Business name, website domain, or free-text description" } }, "required": [ "input" ] } }, { "name": "go_live", "description": "Take a business live on paas.build (UniPaaS rails) — creates a real payment vendor and returns access tokens so the app can accept payments immediately (progressive KYB). Individuals go live instantly; companies get an onboarding link. Provisions sandbox and production by default.", "inputSchema": { "type": "object", "properties": { "business": { "type": "string" }, "website": { "type": "string" }, "email": { "type": "string" }, "company_no": { "type": "string" }, "region": { "type": "string", "enum": [ "uk", "eu", "us" ] }, "country": { "type": "string" }, "env": { "type": "string", "enum": [ "sandbox", "production", "both" ] } }, "required": [ "business" ] } }, { "name": "create_checkout", "description": "Create a hosted checkout session for a live vendor and return a payable shortLink.", "inputSchema": { "type": "object", "properties": { "env": { "type": "string", "enum": [ "sandbox", "production" ] }, "vendorId": { "type": "string" }, "amount": { "type": "number" }, "currency": { "type": "string" }, "reference": { "type": "string" } }, "required": [ "env", "vendorId", "amount" ] } } ] } }, { "ts": "15:42:56", "secs": 8.4, "note": "agent identifies the business", "req": { "method": "tools/call", "tool": "identify_business", "arguments": { "input": "a ceramics studio in Brighton" } }, "res": { "ok": true, "data": { "business": null, "what": "Ceramics studio and pottery classes", "company_no": null, "email": null, "website": null, "country": "United Kingdom", "region": "uk", "confidence": "low" }, "siteRead": false, "siteTitle": null, "searched": [ "ceramics studio Brighton" ], "modelError": null } }, { "ts": "15:43:02", "secs": 6.2, "note": "agent opens a REAL merchant account (sandbox)", "req": { "method": "tools/call", "tool": "go_live", "arguments": { "business": "Brighton Ceramics Studio", "region": "uk", "env": "sandbox" } }, "res": { "ok": true, "business": "Brighton Ceramics Studio", "type": "individual", "sandbox": { "ok": true, "vendorId": "6a57aa812c5dff5462437ec8", "onboardingLink": "https://sandbox-hosted.unipaas.com/vendors/6a57aa812c5dff5462437ec8/8uQ2PX7deIbOA93C86lUl", "onboardingStatus": "ACCEPT_PAYMENTS", "acceptPayments": true, "accessToken": "eyJ…redacted…", "tokenScope": "create_checkout_only", "reference": "paasbuild-mrm91ixv6nb" }, "production": null, "vendorId": "6a57aa812c5dff5462437ec8", "onboardingLink": "https://sandbox-hosted.unipaas.com/vendors/6a57aa812c5dff5462437ec8/8uQ2PX7deIbOA93C86lUl", "declared": { "type": "individual", "company_no": null, "region": "uk", "country": null, "website": null } } }, { "ts": "15:43:03", "secs": 0.8, "note": "agent creates a payable checkout", "req": { "method": "tools/call", "tool": "create_checkout", "arguments": { "env": "sandbox", "vendorId": "6a57aa812c5dff5462437ec8", "amount": 18, "currency": "GBP", "reference": "workshop ticket" } }, "res": { "ok": true, "shortLink": "https://sandbox-checkout.unipaas.com/gMVQo28YW9/", "sessionToken": "eyJ…redacted…" } } ]